Love Letters to NJ...

"Frosted" (frostedbuns)
10/02/2014 at 17:59 • Filed to: None

Welcome to Love Letters to NJ, where I do...something similar to dsscats but instead of being angry at the stupidity of other drivers (It'd be too hard to choose 1 event during my drive per day for that), I'll try to make the ladies swoon.

I see you sitting in that little Smart Fortwo, giving that gas pedal a little bit of a push to make that aftermarket exhaust rumble a little. It sounds good. And that K&N sticker so perfectly placed in the bottom center of the rear window makes me wonder which intake you got. A Typhoon like I have? Something different, perhaps? Your no texting sticker leads me to believe that you're a safe driver, more focused on the road ahead than anything else. Maybe not, but one can hope. I went around you because you were behind some slow ass Camry, you turned and looked as I drove by. You're cute. Ridiculously cute. Once I had passed, I heard that little exhaust make a loud grumble as you got behind me. Whatever system you went with, good choice. If only I had gotten yo digitz so we could meet up and discuss it. Then take it back to my place where we'll listen to some 80s synthpop and give that Smart a good wash. Hopefully I'll see that little blue Smart, the car everyone hates yet you love enough to modify, on the road again.